
A Fistful of Dildos
June 9, 2009Staying with the western theme, this time we find our hero on the trail of another rogue band of dildos. These sex toys are the brothers of the original gang the sheriff had previously wiped out, and these guys are looking for revenge.
The gang of dildos had travelled from back east as soon as they heard what had happened to their fellow adult toy brethren with nothing but dull anger driving them. The sheriff was oblivious to their agenda, and was in the local saloon trying to talk up one of the bar maids. The gang snuck up on the sheriff, knocked him out cold, and kidnapped him back to their hideout up in Dildo Pass.
The sheriff regained consciousness to find himself surrounded by the leering and laughing adult toys. They told him there was no way he was ever going to escape, and that he was going to pay for what he did. The sheriff was just about to lose all hope when he noticed a silhouette at the window. It was his trusted deputy Ted, and Ted was motioning for him to just be cool, that help was coming. To be continued…

