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This is a simple tale from a simpler time; when war was nothing but the only way to settle disagreements. There was a proud nation of dildos, and they wished no harm on no one, but their prowess with weapons and military might was legendary. They were not a warlike people like their sex toy brethren to the south, the Vibrators. All they wanted to do was start trouble, and were soon recruited by a new king that had emerged on the land. This king had nearly conquered the entire world, and wanted all to fall in with his domination of the adult toy world.

The dildo people were the last stand of resistance, and these sex toys gave no quarter. They fought the king and his amalgamated army on their very own front doorsteps, and forced a retreat outside the city walls. As the king and his army planned, the dildo people continued their assault, only this time coming from behind. The king’s rear flank was unguarded, so this attack proved successful. By the time the king figured out something was wrong, his army was cut down by the fierce when provoked dildo people. The king retreated.