Phallic Sex Toys

This next article will conclude the adventures of Brule and the undead sex toys. When we last left our hero, he was hacking away at the nefarious dildos while reciting one of the incantations from the ancient spell book. He was hoping the spell would send the evil away and break the spell over the sex toys, but instead the spell sent him and the evil back into time.

When he landed, he was in the middle of a war, fought against by knights and more of the undead adult sex toys. Brule regained his feet, and assisted the knights in repelling the evil dildos out of the kingdom. A wizard told Brule he could send him back to his own time, if he would assist the kingdom in defeating the menacing sex toys once and for all. Brule agreed, and was given a special weapon to defeat the king of the dildo army.

The fight was epic, and almost the dildo king tasted victory, but Brule was too great a fighter. The king was defeated, and he and his adult toy army were banished to the underworld. Brule and his girlfriend were reunited and sent home.