Phallic Sex Toys

Wouldn’t that be a great game show? Contestants come on the show to win cash prizes and adult sex toys! You could have all the pretty women up front, holding suitcases that may or may not contain cash and assorted sex toys. You pick one case out, and that’s the case you play for. At the end of the show, if the contestant successfully finished the round, he gets to open the case and see what he or she has won.

Also, you could trade your prize in for something else if you want. Let’s say you won ten thousand dollars, but you wanted to buy the glowing dildo you saw in one of the previous cases. You could then take your cash (it is, after all, yours) and buy the adult sex toy, and take the rest of your cash home with you. It’s a win-win situation!

The only thing would be you would have to find a host that wouldn’t snicker or demean the contestants.  I think the best game show host would have to be Monty Hall, seeing as though he has seen every bizarre thing under the sun and could be trusted.