Phallic Sex Toys

Ok so this series of adult sex toy articles has been about dildos, since the powers-that-be decided that my previous affinity for vibrator articles needed to be stemmed. So I decided to dedicate the next twenty or so articles to that phallic representation of sexual empowerment, the dildo.

The dildo may not do anything cool like vibrate or make a little humming noise, but this sex toy’s importance cannot be negated or dismissed. It is a plastic model of a male’s genitalia, more specifically, the penis. The penis is needed, of course, for penetration in sex, and this is specifically why the dildo was designed.

It’s probably a good idea, however, not to try and play any practical jokes with this sex toy, unless you really know the person you’re joking. In today’s climate of civil lawsuits at the drop of a hat, you may want to reconsider whipping your dildo out at your boss, or your preacher.

I don’t see anything wrong with pranking your doctor with a sex toy. Odds are, the guy’s been looking at patients junk all day, and could use a break in the monotony. Plus, it’s your hospital ball, go nuts.