Phallic Sex Toys

First of all, I know no major sports league is going to hire an adult sex toy as a mascot. Most leagues try to keep their sports kid friendly, and such a mascot would surely be a distraction. This being said, I personally would cheer for a team that had a dildo as a mascot.

It would also be extra attention. Think of the merchandise sales. If you could buy a t-shirt with the name of your team represented by a huge dildo or vibrator wouldn’t you absolutely buy it? The cost of it is worth the amount of fun and recognition you could get with such a shirt. I think the sex toy industry is really missing out on revenue by not trying to do these things.

It doesn’t have to be a professional team; it could be a semi-professional team that could advertise the sex toys. The exposure would help propel the team into the city’s eye, therefore guaranteeing better ticket sales and overall profit for all. People like buying uncommon t-shirts and banners, why hasn’t the adult entertainment industry jumped all over this? Instead of bat night, maybe there could be a dildo night…