Dildos in the Hood
June 2, 2009Ok, now I’m going to tell you an urban tale of separatism and gang violence. Imagine if you will, that in the sex toy world, adult toys are divided by their nomination. Vibrators do not hang out or live near dildos, and inflatable sheep certainly do not hang out near lavender handcuffs. And if their paths ever do cross, violence is usually the outcome. Chance meetings and encounters turn into so much burnt plastic and damaged battery receptacles. For the newer generation of dildos coming up, this is the only world they know.
Sex toys killing and disrespecting each other, based solely on aesthetic design. They don’t judge each other on their quality, durability, or reliability, but with such a temporal value such as veneer. What possible good life could these adult sex toys hope to enjoy, with the constant warring and bickering between the tribes? How could they focus on their intended purpose as a whole when they kept getting so distracted by their own petty differences and stubborn generalizations? And yeah, if you think any of this is pertinent to humans as well as sex toys, then maybe we won’t end up like them.
