Phallic Sex Toys

Its three years after the invasion and the Earth has changed. Most of the towns and major cities have been leveled flat, and most landmarks have been sent crashing to the ground. With the exception of the Washington Monument and the Eiffel Tower, the invading sex toy horde successfully decimated the people and the landscape of Earth. Earth’s remaining citizens called for the swift justice and extreme circumcision of the adult toy race, and they won’t take no for an answer.

Well, the remaining people in power banded together and decided for a nuclear assault against the dildo planet. Volunteers were recruited and trained for the mission (remember, Earth’s population has been decimated) and the best of the rest are finally prepared to go.

The manned shuttle reaches the atmosphere of the dildo planet, and let loose their nuclear warhead on the home of the sex toy race. Detonation is confirmed, and the planet is blown to smithereens. The resulting debris explosion, however, kills the entire crew of the expedition, prompting the citizens of Earth to rename high schools worldwide in appreciation. And thus ends the tragedy of the Planet of the Dildos.