Phallic Sex Toys

The sex toy detectives had followed their quarry to the abandoned warehouse, waiting for the appropriate time to spring the trap. As soon as the money changed hands the dildo detectives leapt from their hiding spot to apprehend the criminals. The criminals, however, were human, and their legs were more than a match for the adult toys’ stationary bases. They hopped into a van and roared away from the scene.

The dildos may have not been able to move very fast, but they did have the foresight to plan on having a helicopter circling above. The two detectives rappelled to the skids of the helicopter and rode along for the chase, watching the van careen around corners and duck down side streets, trying to shake the eye in the sky. The sex toys motioned the helicopter to get right over the van, and then they dropped from the helicopter to the speeding van below. Detective Biggs prostrated himself on the windshield, forcing the driver to lose control of the van and sending it crashing into a nearby telephone pole. The pursuit cops finally arrived to find detective Biggs dragging the criminals out of the van to jail.