Phallic Sex Toys

We shall conclude this absurd tale of adult toy treachery. When we last left the sheriff and his trusted (albeit dimwitted) deputy, they were both staring the afterlife in the face. The dildo gang had tied up our heroes and had retreated outside to burn the house down around them, therefore effectively sealing their fate.

The sex toys had moved a respectable distance away after soaking the outside of the house thoroughly with gasoline. It looked like the end was near until suddenly the sheriff’s other deputy (what, he could only have one deputy?) jumped from behind a tree and surprised the outlaw adult toy gang. Since there were only six in the gang, and this deputy’s gun conveniently held six bullets, the dildo gang surrendered peacefully, only to be hung the next day after the trial.

Frontier justice is swift; even for adult sex toys.

The sheriff and his deputy who was bound with him were eventually freed, and both went on to lead fruitful lives. The deputy’s life, however, was somewhat marred with tragedy due to the fact that he always wanted his wife to tie him up during sex, causing their subsequent divorce.