Phallic Sex Toys

It’s exactly what you think it is. It’s a planet of nothing but the adult sex toys, and they’re a pretty productive and peaceful tribe. They don’t go around starting interstellar conflicts, as they spend most of the time traversing the around the black holes of space. Their diplomacy with the Vibrator people is unrivaled, and they are all unnaturally skilled at mining. You could say things were absolutely Utopian until humans showed up.

When the first manned space shuttle landed and the astronauts saw what the new race looked like, they went about rounding up as many as the sex toys that they could find to take back to Earth to sell.  This, naturally, upset the peaceful dildos of this planet, and they went into hiding, preferring not to confront the humans. Using their inborn mining skills, the adult toys burrowed deep into the ground, hiding themselves from the human hunters.

The humans realized that the sex toys wouldn’t re-emerge with them around, and took off to Earth with the conquered. There the sold the sex toys into servitude, but back home, the remaining dildos were constructing a little plan of their own. Their plan… revenge.