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4 Dildos

May 17, 2009

In a sleepy Connecticut town, there is a tale of intrigue afoot. Four dildos, from four very different backgrounds, were orphans that were taken in at their manufacturing date by an elderly woman with a big heart. She raised these sex toys as her own family and bestowed upon the values of any righteous and pious woman. The small town knew and loved her, and treated the sex toys with love and familiarity. Then, one fateful snowy night, tragedy struck.

The matriarch was at the store purchasing supplies for the house when a masked intruder entered the store and approached her from behind. He pointed a gun at her and fired, killing her instantly and leaving the now full grown sex toys without a loved one.

The four dildos asked questions all over town, eventually finding the robber who had shot and killed the woman they loved. The climax of the confrontation found them al standing on a frozen lake with the four sex toys slowly advancing on the murderer. Suddenly, the ice cracks, and the freezing waters swallow the culprit into the cold darkness below. The four dildos have avenged the death of the woman they loved.

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