Phallic Sex Toys

My next series of adult sex toy articles will be attempts at humor, using movies to imbed the appropriate keywords. I’m not sure how Clint Eastwood or Lee Van Cleef will feel about me trying to write an article about rogue dildos in a western town, but hey, maybe FOX will pick it up.

So this gang of sex toys takes over a small western town, and it’s up to the good sheriff to do something about it. He must fight these rowdy dildos, keep them from rustling cattle and the like, and then dispose of them in a designated waste site. Some of these adult sex toys are not biodegradable, and must be treated accordingly. The sheriff is an environmentalist as well as a peacekeeper.

The dildos request a showdown with the sheriff at high noon, and meet on the deserted road into town to settle the score. At the appointed time, three of the sex toys try to slip around the back of the sheriff to get the drop on him, but the sheriff is too smart and takes them out. He then faces the leader and scores the final justice.